Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Random Ridiculousness: News That Shouldn't Be But Is
Young, Rich and in Trouble
Two already privileged, way too smart white kids take their neighbors and other unsuspecting identity theft victims for a ride to a tune of a $100,000 in the last year alone. The money payed for a trip to Paris, swanky restaurants, expensive hairdos ($1,700 for hair extensions) and in the end they get busted because of a UPS package. Yeah.
Court Debates "God" on Money and in Pledge
A Sacramento atheist will appeal to a federal appeals court Tuesday to take God off of money and out of hte Pledge of Allegiance. Now i can understand the Pledge...but money...come on dude. Talk about a waste of tax-payers money.
Court Orders Mickey Nouse and Tweety Bird to the Stand
Okay so really it's a counterfeiting trial of a Chinese man whose accused of peddling fake Disney and Warner Bros. products but do to a clerical error, "cartoon characters Tweety Bird, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and his girlfriend, Daisy," were ordered to appear in court.
A Lurid End to Fund Manager's Life
Also known as: Lifestyles of the rich, famous, and chronically coked up. Rich dude is found belly up in home pool. Squabbling begins immediately over will which says his 4 brothers get everything and wife gets nothing. Wife says, "Uh Huh. That was signed before we were married." They say "Oh no. You killed our brother by giving him coke, luring him into the pool, and promising him sex with this young guy named Tiger." LOL. I couldn't make this shit up.