I don’t think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get haunted. It always happens in rural areas, where no ethnic people live. The day I see somebody from South Central Los Angeles say, ‘Man, I got abducted yesterday,’ then I’ll believe it.
-Xzibit on his new X-Files movie role
Update: Apparently Black folk do get abducted by aliens. Not only do they get abducted but they were the first recorded case of such abductions to be bought to the publics attention.
Betty and Barney Hill Abduction Case