everytime I turn on the tv their are people having sex? And not just any kind of sex but back-breaking, heart racing, nasty, low down dirty, kinky, pull your hair, slap your ass, drenched in sweat, funking up the whole room, sex. Not just sex but fucking. Hardcore fucking that would make Heather Hunter blush. And yes I see all of that on tv. The beauty of having premium cable channels.
Now the question is why am I not having sex. Good. Ole Fashion. Nasty. Dirty. Sex. Where is a big, ready, willing and able dick when you need one? Damn.